kagablog

it’s 4 in the afternoon and i havent had a drink yet which is a world record so i can’t help wondering who is this pope guy and why should he apologize on second thoughts maybe he SHOULD apologize i’m deeply hurt and antagonized by his attitude towards gay sex personally i think he’s a dirty old man for saying such things and then he’s got the fucking nerve to do CROSS-DRESSING (i don’t mean the fact that he wears crosses, i mean he wears WOMEN’S DRESSES) yes THE POPE IS A TRANSVESTITE can you believe it i think guys like that shouldn’t get paid they should just go and live in a little room in the salvation army hostel and ask god to forgive them then on the other hand i wonder a lot about osama bin laden as well it can’t be helped it’s 4 in the afternoon and i haven’t had a drink yet so i tend to repeat myself but hear me out: if osama bin laden wants the whole world to believe in allah (and i’ve got nothing against allah, some of my best friends are people who know people who know people who once met a suicide bomber!!!) but if he really wanted everyone in the world to think like him he shouldn’t spend all that money training people to fly aeroplanes into buildings, he should print gideon copies of the koran and leave them lying around in every hotel room, i mean what really confuses me is why didn’t osama ever consult a spin doctor before starting his career, any good marketing consultant would have told him the chances of everyone in america suddenly believing in allah just because some aeroplanes flew into the world trade centre is absolutely NIL, americans aren’t like that, americans talk on cellphones and drink energy drinks, americans won’t go for a religion that promotes abstinence and prohibits the flying of kites etc and anyway they are trying to get rid of george w bush who is also a bit crazy (why are they only realizing it NOW???) in my mind americans are a bit tired of fundamental religions right now i couldn’t help noticing this throwaway line in kurt vonnegut’s latest book “i hate primitive people, they are so stupid” vonnegut wrote anyway and now there’s this new book out which is more shocking than the da vinci code its called the jesus mystery and it says JESUS never EXISTED holy cow this is REALLY going to freak out that cross-dressing guy anyway as i said its 4 in the afternoon and i havent had a single drink yet and will everybody please just shut up for a moment and fucking LISTEN to AL GORE dammit?