Bio Diesel, extract excess oil from Tricia Warden
April 26th, 2007
Tricia Warden writes lots of stuff that no one wants to print. The stuff she writes is not marketable they shout! Fuck’em. Voodoo dolls need pins. She continues to scribble deliriously completing books that no one will shell the cash out to print. She is currently saving her own shells to print this tripe she writes. I am in love with her but she does not know it yet.
Right now in a small office that smells vaguely of cat shit and old paper, she is working on a novel about revenge and a book about poetry she dreamt about.
Tricia Warden has secrets, secrets so banal that you wouldn’t want to overhear them in a jail cell just to pass the time. Most people think she is quite normal because most people do not read what she writes. She hides among us looking quite quaint, serene almost. You might ask, “Where is the labia piercing and the dragon tattoo? Why is her hair that sad color brown?” Surely she must shoot heroin into her eye and lie to small children on a regular basis?! Nay. Here are the meager facts I have gleaned:
1. She thinks sausage although gross is quite tasty.
2. She is short and rather hermit-like.
3. She would like to be remembered as the last woman in America with pubic hair.
4. Shoes sent to her should be in a ladies size 6, the same size shoe the devil wears.
Thank you for your time, I should think it has not been wasted, but I could be wrong.
P.S. Meat and Bone is coming.
this article first appeared here
July 26th, 2007 at 8:10 am
i love this
she sounds amazing
appearing “normal”
is an easy thing