aphorisibles from the nudist colony
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It’s always wet t-shirt night In South African bars.
“Where do I Know you from?”
“I’m not trying to Pick you up.”
“I’m from Pretoria.”
“Why do I know you so well?”
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I have to admit I have no idea what to
Say to South African women.
They certainly
Don’t want to hear the truth.
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Why do South African women
Drink so much?
I think it’s because they’re
In so much pain from pretending
To be stupid all the time.
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Why do South African men
Drink so much?
Just plain stupid.
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In the bars Insecure Drunk women Behaving like Animals In order to be “Wanted” By pig men (But animals don’t Behave this grossly And Pigs are Noble creatures.)
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In the bars I watched great minds Destroy themselves Out of boredom And lack of alternatives. I did the same for a while In a futile attempt To “fit in”, Until one day I decided I was man enough To “fit out”. And be happy with it.
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