Inspired Poetical Imagery (flash fiction)
While having my car serviced by a mechanic at a car dealership, I was reading a magazine in the waiting room. Not quite “reading” in true sense. I left my reading glasses at home, so I could not read well. Mostly I was looking at pictures. Cars. Trucks. Engines. Transmissions. Tires. Race drivers. Women with large protruding breasts. And so on. Then I saw a large bold caption which I could read even without my glasses. A full page advertisement for men.
“MASCULINE ENLARGEMENT … BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!”
Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration. A new poetic imagery. A man with two enlarged penis (penes). Why two? Why not? The other one is free. Quite a bargain. Two pistols for the price of one.
Now, how am I going to write a poem which evokes such imagery poetically? The task challenges my ability to its limit. A two-pistol gun-slinger with two enlarged penes, standing tall in a cowboy town shoot-out.

May 5th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
you promised me poems..
double shooters
like hooters
the erect penes
ratta tating
big guns
like
two puns
in your
single
area of grown
over hole
an hair