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May 30, 2008

a south african alphabet

Filed under: michelle mcgrane, poetry — ABRAXAS @ 3:53 pm

a is for

abandon, abase, accountability, accusation, activism, affirmative action, africa, african, afrikaans, aid, aikona, alexandra, alienation, allegation, ammunition, anarchy, anc, animosity, anxiety, apartheid, apparatchik, arrest, arrogance, arson, assault, asylum;

b is for

babel, baby, back door, backhander, bafana, balaclava, banned, beer, beetroot, belonging, bigotry, biko, black economic empowerment, blanket, bliksem, blockade, bloody, border, boundary, bra, braai, bread, bribe, broken, brother, bury, butcher;

c is for

cabal, cacophony, car guard, censorship, children, church, citizen, cleveland, clothing, cold, coloured, combustive, community, compassion, complacency, conflict, congolese, conscience, constitution, consumerism, cordon, corporation, corpse, corruption, cricket, crowbar, crowd-control, culture;

d is for

dagga, danger, darkness, death, decay, decree, deficit, degradation, demarcation, democracy, denial, deportation, desperation, destruction, detour, diarrhoea, diepsloot, difference, dignity, disappear, discontent, discriminate, disgrace, displace, dogmatic, domestic worker, durbanville;

e is for

early grave, earth, eastern cape, ecocide, economy, education, eina, eish, ek sê, electricity, elder, elite, emergency, emigration, enclave, entitlement, epidemic, ethnicity, eurocentrism, everyday, eviction, evil, exile, expatriate, expectation, exploitation, expulsion, extortion;

f is for

faceless, family, fast buck, fat cat, father, faultline, fear, fester, fight,

finish and klaar, fire, flashpoint, flesh, flight, foe, folktale, food, foreigner, foul, fraud, freedom, frenzy, frozen, fuck-up, fuel, funeral;

g is for

gag, gang, ganja, gash, gate, gatvol, gaunt, gender, genocide, gesuip, getaway, ghetto, ghost, gibe, girlie, glad hand, globalisation, glutton, gold, gossip, government, gravy train, graze, grievance, guard, gugulethu, guilt, guns;

h is for

half-blood, half-jack, hamba, hammer, hangover, harassment, hardship, hatred, haunted, heartbeat, heritage, hhayibo, hillbrow, history, hiv, homeless, homebru, hopeless, hostel, housing, how’s your mind, howzit, human rights, humiliation, hunger;

i is for

identity, ideology, ignorance, illiteracy, immigrant, impotence, impunity, inadequate, incite, independence, indian, indigent, indololwane, induna, ineffective, inequality, infection, inflation, injury, ifp, insecurity, interest rate, interrogation, intimidation, intolerance, isit;

j is for

ja, jacaranda, jack of all trades, jaded, jammer, jammie, jam session, jargon, jazz, jeer, jesus, jeppestown, jimmied, jirre, jislaaik, jive, job, joint, jol, jolt, jostle, jova, jozi, justification, just now;

k is for

kak, kalanga, kangaroo court, kaposi’s sarcoma, kasie, keep to yourself, kettle, khaki, khaya, khayelitsha, kick, kif, kill, kin, klap, kleintjie, klippies, knobkerrie, knowledge, koran, kraal, kwaai, kwaito, kwazulu, kwela;

l is for

land, langa, lank, language, larney, latrine, lawless, leadership, lecher, lekgotla, lekker, lesbian, liberation, lie, life, lightey, lights out, lingo, litter,

load-shedding, loathing, loneliness, looter, lotto, love, lucky strike, luxury;

m is for

machete, madiba, makeshift, makwerekwere, malawian, mampara, mansion, marginalisation, mbeki, mealie meal, media, memory, migrant, millionaire, mine, minibus, minister, mob, money, mother, mourn, mozambican, mpumalanga, mugabe, murder, mute, mzanzi;

n is for

naai, naked, namedrop, nation, nationalism, nca, nê, necklace, need, negative, neglect, neighbour, network, nepotism, neurosyphilis, newtown, ngo, nigerian, nightmare, nihilist, nooit, north west, now-now, numb, number, nutrition, nyanga;

o is for

objectify, observe, occupant, ocean, ochre, odd job, offender, officiate, oil lamp, old-age pensioner, oom, open-mind, opportunity, opportunism, oppression, oprah, opulence, oral history, orphan, otherness, ou, outcast, outrage, overcrowd, overpaid, ownership;

p is for

panga, passport, pavement, pawn, pedi, perimeter, permit, persecution, petrol, phillipi, plunder, pogrom, policeman, political correctness, politician, position, poverty, pozzy, power, preferential, prejudice, president, prison, privilege, procrastination, progressive, promise, propaganda;

q is for

quake, qualification, quality of life, quarantine, quarrel, quarter-final, queasy, queen’s english, queer, question, queue, quick-fire, quick-fix, quickie,

quiet diplomacy, quit, quota;

r is for

racism, raid, rain, ramaphosaville, rape, raze, reconciliation, reconstruction, red cross, refugee, reiger park, renaissance, repression, resentment, resident, resolution, revolution, righteous, rigor mortis, road rage, robbery, robot, rooinek, riot, rubble, rugby, rumour;

s is for

sanctimonious, sanitation, scapegoat, scorpions, screwdriver, sensationalism, shabeen, shacktown, shadow, shakedown, shame, shangaan, shatter, shoot, short left, sister, silence, siyaphapha, skabenga, skyf, somalian, sotho, soutpiel, spear, squatter, stereotype, stigma, stress, strike, survival;

t is for

target, taxi, tension, territory, terror, theft, third force, threat, tik, tinderbox, tokoloshe, toilet, torture, tourist, toyi-toyi, township, transformation, trauma, trembling, tribe, truth, tshwane, tsonga, tsotsi, tsvangirai, tuberculosis, tutu, tyranny;

u is for
ubiquitous, ubuntu, ugly customer, ululate, umshini wam, uncertainty, underbelly, underclass, underpaid, undertaker, unemployment, uniform, union, unity, universal, unjust, uplift, upmarket, urban guerilla, urbanisation, urinate, utility vehicle;

v is for

vaalie, vaginal swab, van der merwe, vasbyt, veld, velskoen, vehemence, venda, vent, verstaan, vibe, victim, village, violence, virgin, virus, visa, visitor, viva, voetsek, voiceless, volatile, volunteer, vote, vrot, vulnerable, vuvuzela;

w is for

waai, wail, waiver, wake, wander, want, war, water, wealth, weary, weep, wena, westernize, white, widow, windgat, wise guy, witchdoctor, witness, womb, women, word, world cup, worry, wreckage, wrong side;

x is for

x chromosome, xenogenesis, xenogenous, xenophobe, xenophobia, xhosa,

x marks the spot, x-ray;

y is for

yale lock, yank, yap, yardstick, yarmulke, yashmak, yawp, y chromosome, yearn, yebo, yell, yellow-belly, yellow fever, yelp, yes-man, you and yours, your humble servant, yourself, youth, yuppie;

z is for

zairean, zambian, zanu, zap, zapu, zeal, zealot, zebra crossing, zeitgeist, zero hour, zero in on, zigzag, zilch, zimbabwe, zimbabwean, zol, zola, zombie, zone, zonked, zoom, zulu, zuma, zweletemba.

14 Responses to “a south african alphabet”

  1. M Raubenheimer Says:

    noooo! is for my tear-sponse: mehopes yooz chelle re-remove the vast glint lacking in this formal aybe sea!

  2. O~* Says:

    wow, michelle. i saw you asked for contributions earlier… i think we also need:
    a is for aasvoel (with dooitjies on the e ;)
    b is for boer and bosberaad and brain-drain
    c is for cuzzie and crony and china and chicken-run
    e is for each-and-every
    f is for free-and-fair
    g is for grassroots
    h is for hijack and handout and home affairs
    i is for inter alia
    m is for mandrax and ma se poes
    p is for poephol and price-hike and postal theft
    r for riaan cruywagen and rainbow nation
    s for soccer and skollie and skelm and skebengu…
    t for telkom and transparency
    x for xenocide
    z for zama-zama (try-try) and zabalaza (rebellion)

    … and is mampara a synonym for manto?

  3. O~* Says:

    oh and d is for dompas… which, it seems, is making a reappearance.

  4. O~* Says:

    and u for umlungu.

  5. O~* Says:

    thought of one more: v for virginity test.

  6. helge Says:

    michelle i would love to add:

    baffling; befuddling

    continuous assessment

    occupation dispensation; outcomes based

    manic depression; mind boggling

    post apartheid; pre apartheid; public servant

    rebungling

    shifting goal posts; street children

    unbungling; unravelling

    winnie

  7. O~* Says:

    w for wabenzi

  8. michelle Says:

    thank you for your contributions! x

  9. michelle Says:

    and
    s for sabc

  10. helge Says:

    obfuscation

    and my friend refers to:

    sabcick

    !!!

  11. helge Says:

    and

    you have to have

    delegate; delegation

  12. michelle Says:

    sue (england) says:

    e for emigration

    sally (england) says:

    p for prison

    mick says:

    ancience; aardvark; anthill; anemone; africa time; biltong; bittergal; brolloks; black consciousness; baobab; bunny-chow; change; crocodile; duiwelskloof; dung-beetle; desert; djembe; donkey-rattle; dassie; eland; emancipation; elephant; fynbos; fanagalo; ghoema; grassland; god’s window; hyena; hut; heritage; indian ocean; interracial; kulula; kraal; kudu; klipspringer; kettie; lion; laeveld; landscapes; liewe heksie; limpopo; libido; mbira; mamba; mountains; motherland; naais; namakwaland; owl house; pennywhistle; pride; praying mantis; plessie (?); parktown prawn; questing; san; sugarcane; sophiatown; swartkat; table mountain; tok-tokkie; ukelele; vista; valley; wondrous; ystervark.

    louis says:

    mossies, loeries, hadedas, egyptian geese, handshake,
    kotch, batas, chopsuey, how are you, pikitup, hijacking, profiling, maid, garden boy, boerbuls, bulbuls, BMWs, emergency lane, sunshine, bare feet, boerewors.

  13. Derek Davey Says:

    What about baxtop, blade-runner, body parts, brak, crack, dassie, dj, eskom, gang-rape, gogo, inyanga, izinyoka, maid, meidnaai, merchant, muthi, penis enlargement cream, rasta, shack fire, smack, superstition?

  14. michelle Says:

    thanks, derek.

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