BLOWING THE “C” NOTE
Bugs bunny flees Disneyland
To take up the sax
Blowing “C” notes
In the ears of deaf monks
Outside the stars commit cunnilingus
With the universe
A group of wise men back
From the manager
Sit cross-legged on the floor
Chanting Zen mantras
At a donkey doing the mamba
On the back of the bearded
Circus lady
A Voodoo priest reciting the
Lord’s prayer backwards
Turning a cup of liar’s dice
Into a bag of bones
The priest runs out of wine
The altar boy runs off
With the wafers
Falsetto notes turn sour
Perform fellatio
On the saxophone
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